Much ado about To Do

I'm feeling a little overwhelmed by my To Do list for this month. All of a sudden, I have too many big things demanding my attention and too little attention to spread around. I know: whiney whine whine. But indulge me. Just for a moment. I think I'll feel better.

Sometime between now and November 30th, it seems I must:
Write 25,000 words
Buy a bath tub
Make Butternut Squash soup
Pack up four rooms (ok, smallish rooms, but packing, none the less)
Play bumper cars on 95 enroute to Philly for Thanksgiving
Play Super Aunt for four days while in Philly
Buy a shower regulator
Start packing up the kitchen
Move all the books and two large pieces of furniture out of our bedroom
Boss my kids around
Boss my husband around
Eat & drink
Maybe sleep
Walk the dog
Feed the cats
Send out fundraising letters
Throw crap out
Wrap Christmas presents for Philly family
Chair a different fundraiser
Update my facebook status
Update my blog(z)
Calm the dog from all the jackhammering and unfamiliar noises
Find the cats who have hidden from same
Make a birthday cake for my mom
Harass everyone I know who has recently redone their bathrooms
Drink some more
Throw more crap out
Remember to pack presents for Philly family
Consider Christmas card options (slimmer by the minute)
Buy more boxes
Schedule nervous breakdown
Consider sleeping
Drink even more.

There. That should cover me for a while. And thanks: I do feel a smidge better now. Just a smidge.